Tuesday, 5 May 2009

This woman is wearing odd stripy socks and has had enough.Please send cake...

Right now I am wearing odd, stripy socks.They say that this woman has had enough...she has worked all day, her sock drawer needs tidying and she has been outside in her boots clearing other peoples' cat pooh out of the flower beds. So the boots are off, the socks are odd and this woman is in need of a cup of tea and a slice of cake.



There seems to be a trend in my writing recently about cat pooh. Please forgive me, but it is taking over my garden and my life...and I don't even own a cat.

3 comments:

Urban Cynic said...

Your only solution is to get a cat I'm afraid! they do not poo in their own gardens & they'll keep the other cats away - plus they're kinda cute! (Dexter is busy washing himself on the beanbag & his little ear has flipped back like a dork)

Kerrie said...

What you need are some new undies. It always works for me. Cleaning up cat poo in a new bra and thong makes life seem not so bad. Plus it always cheers the neighbours up.

Sarah said...

I wouldn't mind my own cat if it didn't use my garden as a loo!

Mmmmmm new underwear....me in a thong would frighten most living creatures away!!