Sunday, 5 April 2009

Join us in our mission to create a pefect world.Semi -breathing is our future.

As we all know the environment is being impacted massively by the increased production of carbon monoxide.Over the years I have rid myself of my car, my heating and I now only eat raw food, thus diminishing my carbon footprint to a pre - Victorian age level. I was not, however, happy with this still and have been trialing a new concept known as semi - breathing. This not to be confused with the semi-brieve (a little known musical term ).



The semi - breathe involves limiting oneself to breathing only during alternate minutes, thus reducing, in one fell swoop my own personal carcon dioxide emissions. I am working on being able to breathe only every 2 minutes as my high fibre raw diet does, unfortunately have various side effects which I won't go into now.





If you are interested in this new and potentially world saving project then do please contact us at www.don't breathe too often because you're buggering up the world.com/



4 comments:

Balou said...

OK, I just woke up from passing out trying to only breathe alternate minutes. I think I'm going to try to stop farting instead.

Gail said...

I don't think the world can be saved by me! I panic when I don't breath.

Sarah said...

Hi Balou - maybe we could run these 2 ideas alongside each other ? I am finding the breathing ok as long as I don't go anywhere or do anything.Running is tricky...


Hi Gail, Don't worry - maybe you could join Balou's group?

Kork said...

Hmmmmm...this is a tough one...unfortunately, I may only to do the semi-breathing while the kids are asleep, as I somehow, cannot read and discipline with only half of the required oxygen for my poor brain...

Wait! I've got it! I'll breathe normally while the kids are awake, and then, when they sleep, I'll just hold my breath to make up for the extra breathing in the off times!